friday

hi.

I think I’m finally caught up to the present. sometimes I back-date stuff to when I actually wrote it. 🤦‍♀️

Sometimes wisdom is like a ringing bell. Sometimes wisdom is watching this video of Barack Obama giving the worst opinion I’ve ever heard on the topic of ketchup

The man caught Osama Bin Laden but lacks a basic understanding of condiments. They’re for eating. At all ages.

Mayonnaise, also, I’d like to simply state, is a delicious delicacy, good on everything, and that’s the end of that.

“Life is pain, highness,” is on my mind. Yeah, sometimes it is.